A
Hummer Pickup Truck
Be it love or hate,
Hummer has a way of eliciting passionate
emotions. During my week behind the
wheel of the newest offering from
the AM General and General Motors
partnership I was envied by some,
scorned by others. Scorned, I’m
sure, for consuming an inappropriate
amount of earth’s most valuable
resource, gasoline.
If your driving objective
is to simply get from point A to
point B unnoticed, read no further.
The newest addition to the Hummer
lineup, the H2 SUT (for Sport Utility
Truck) turned heads everywhere. I’m
sure it was a major disappointment
for those hoping to get a glimpse
of a pro athlete or rock star, only
to see my unrecognizable mug behind
the wheel.
Originally built
as a military vehicle and playing
a prominent role in the Gulf War
back in 1992, the Hummer was known
as Humvee, a versatile go-anywhere
vehicle. Recognizing the incredible
popularity of the upscale SUV market,
GM negotiated to build a civilian
version and rolled out the H2 in
2003.
The H2 was greeted
with polarizing reviews and sharply
divided opinions. The environmentalists
assailed it as a gas-guzzling emission
polluting behemoth. Conversely, rock
stars, athletes, the rich, the famous
and celebrities like Arnold Schwarzenegger
beat a path to the dealer’s
doors.
The demand and waiting
lists have since disappeared, and
to shore up sagging sales numbers
GM introduced the H2 SUT. Essentially,
it is the H2 with a quarter of the
rear roof chopped off in favor of
a tiny (22 cubic feet) pickup bed.
The SUT features the innovative GM
Midgate system from the Chevrolet
Avalanche and Cadillac EXT pickups.
Simply flip the rear
seats forward, flip a switch that
simultaneously powers down all the
windows and the Midgate can be easily
folded down to open up the cargo
space, and you can haul items up
to eight feet in length. The cargo
bed has drain holes and can be hosed
out for quick clean ups. The spare
tire is mounted on the tailgate to
a carrier that swings out and away.
The pickup bed can
be left open or covered with the
$950 locking hard tonneau cover,
capable of supporting up to 250 pounds
should you care to sit or stand on
it. Five passengers fit comfortably
in the wide leather seats, six in
a pinch. Rear seat headroom is limited
because of a lower headliner to accommodate
the giant standard power sunroof.
The dash is big and
bodacious with too much plastic,
but otherwise fits with its rugged
good looks. Other standard features
include power heated/folding side
mirrors, 8-way power, heated front
and rear seats, dual-zone front HVAC
controls, rear seat audio controls,
AM/FM/CD/Cassette stereo with Bose® premium
speakers. Our tester came with the
$3,740 optional Lux package which
included the chrome appearance package,
chromed exterior door handles and
mirror caps, 17” chrome wheels,
XM Satellite radio and chrome tubular
assist steps. It also came with the
air suspension package ($1,275),
and chrome brush guard ($850).
All H2s are powered
by a 6.0-liter 325-horsepower V-8
mated to a heavy-duty four-speed
automatic transmission. No other
engine or transmission options are
available. While the H2 SUT comes
in only one body style there are
two major packages available, Adventure
and Lux. Stand-alone options include
a newly available touch-screen navigation
system.
As expected, the
H2 has incredible off road capabilities.
It is capable of driving up a 16-inch
vertical wall and can traverse through
20 inches of water, just in case
you’re tempted to drive through
a monsoon-flooded wash. The H2 can
easily climb a 60-degree grade and
negotiate a 40-degree side slope
angle unaided.
Not having enough
power will never be an issue. On
the other hand, having enough fuel
could be. I averaged just over 11
mpg in a combination of city, highway
and some off-road driving. Without
question, the H2 is a world-class
gas-guzzler. Thankfully (?) the gas
tank holds 32 gallons of fuel. The
government doesn’t require
a vehicle with a gross vehicle weight
rating of 8,500 pounds or more to
list city-highway mileage rating.
My biggest surprise
with the H2 was not the off-road
capabilities, rather the on-road
comfort and ride. The ride is as
comfortable and pleasing as the Cadillac
Escalade, Infiniti QX 56 or Lincoln
Navigator.
Driving the H2 does
take some getting used to. Excluding
the mirrors, it’s more than
81 inches wide and 81 inches high,
and weighs 6,400 lbs. I always felt
as though I was completely filling
my driving lane with no room to spare
on either side. Another pleasant
surprise was the relative tight cornering
capabilities, and the ability to
maneuver in and out of tight quarters.
The H2 comes standard
with ABS, traction control and all-wheel
drive. Dual front airbags and four-wheel
disc brakes with ABS are standard.
It has not been crash tested by the
IIHS or NHTSA as of this writing.
Driving a Hummer can
give you a feeling of driving superiority
just because of its ample size, and
has the effect of causing anxiety
to occupants of smaller vehicles.
Hummer foes object to the high bumper
and vehicle stance, and its massive
size — a legitimate beef.
While the SUT was extremely
enjoyable to drive for the week,
it isn’t a vehicle I would
want as my daily driver. It’s
too much vehicle for back and forth
to work but no doubt perfect for
the fashionable shopping stops in
north Scottsdale.
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